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    6th of Jan '18 @ 9:49 AM


Since I've started paying more attention to item descriptions, I've noticed some of them are really funny! A lot of them are plain ol' functional, but every now and again, I notice one that makes me outright chuckle. They're like a special treat when I take the time to stop and read them. So I thought I'd make a thread for us all to share the ones we love! Especially if you happen to have a rare item with a fun description that not a lot of us will have seen.

Birthday Card: A cute little birthday card you can give to your pet. Or your friend. Or yourself, if you're lonely.
Black Snow Jar Ice Cube: Doesn't it look kind of sad? Of course not, it's a Snow Jar.
Brown Snow Jar Ice Cube: Yep. It's brown. Like a stick. Or some mud...
Green Token Ice Cube: I want that Token so bad... Where's my oven?
Prankster Tiny Shoes: What are these good for...? Your fingers?!?
Slice of Birthday Cake: A slice of left over birthday cake...Wait, has this candle been burning in the fridge all night!?
Snow Balloon: What the...How is this even floating!?

(PS: I'm not going to quote or own up to item descriptions that I wrote.)

Here is the node, you who hate change and fear revolution. Keep these two squatting men apart; make them hate, fear, suspect each other. Here is the anlage of the thing you fear. This is the zygote. For here "I have lost my land" is changed; a cell is split and from its splitting grows the thing you hate—"We lost our land." The danger is here, for two men are not as lonely and perplexed as one. And from this first "we" there grows a still more dangerous thing: "I have a little food" plus "I have none." If from this problem the sum is "We have a little food," the thing is on its way, the movement has direction.


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    7th of Jan '18 @ 11:09 PM


A couple of books I've read to Type Null were also pretty funny.
The Lost Polar Bear mentioned a snowdrift jakrit being eaten. Makes you wonder.... Was it someone's pet?
Also, in another book called "a guide to digging" or something. It advises the reader not to bury a dead body because the cops will find it. Crazy right?smile_laugh.gif

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    8th of Jan '18 @ 10:44 AM


Those are some neat descriptions, I'll definitely start paying more attention to them now smile_laugh.gif



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    8th of Jan '18 @ 1:16 PM


Flying Dovu Pinata 2018: "Think it can really fly? Throw it from somewhere high and let’s see what happens."

Blue Token: "If you're feeling blue da ba dee da ba daa, then this Token knows exactly how you feel. This item is for use at the Token Booth."

Purple Token: "If someone throws this Token at you hard enough, you might temporarily turn the same colour as it. This item is for use at the Token Booth. "

Bronze Token: "This Token has that wonderful metallic taste to it! This item is for use at the Token Booth. "

(Bronze token made me laugh pretty hard actually)
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    8th of Jan '18 @ 8:09 PM


Hehehe loving these!

@skipena For all the tokens I collect, I've never noticed those. I guess I don't click on them, I just take them over to the booth!

Here is the node, you who hate change and fear revolution. Keep these two squatting men apart; make them hate, fear, suspect each other. Here is the anlage of the thing you fear. This is the zygote. For here "I have lost my land" is changed; a cell is split and from its splitting grows the thing you hate—"We lost our land." The danger is here, for two men are not as lonely and perplexed as one. And from this first "we" there grows a still more dangerous thing: "I have a little food" plus "I have none." If from this problem the sum is "We have a little food," the thing is on its way, the movement has direction.


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    9th of Jan '18 @ 1:39 PM


Chocolate Snot Snow Cone: "A delicious snow cone with chocolate flavoring and a free topping of snot!"

Cherry Trido Marshmallow: "Warning - Don't hold these Marshmallows over fire, it might be a traumatizing experience to watch poor little Tridos melt slowly... "

haha @Megrim
this is probably the best board I've ever read. thanks for starting it!


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    11th of Jan '18 @ 4:51 PM


@Megrim

My personal favorite.
CARROT
Carrots are an excellent source of pro-vitamin A, vitamins B1, B6, C, D, E, and K. They also contain potassium, calcium, and magnesium. Drinking carrot juice can heal many illnesses and help make your body healthy. Throughout the years many people have questioned the health effects of carrots since eating too many carrots actually turns the skin and the whites of your eyes orange. The truth is that this is just an effect of the carrot cleansing your body and after a while this orange colour will go away. So eat your vegetables and turn orange because it's totally cool being orange. Just ask your Pet. (especially Mimsiwok McDougal)



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    11th of Jan '18 @ 6:11 PM


@Lokki
I was JUST about to post that one! Hilarious!


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    11th of Jan '18 @ 7:27 PM


that's quite funny haha

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    11th of Jan '18 @ 10:12 PM


@skipena it IS isn't it?! i smile_heart.gif being orange...



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    11th of Jan '18 @ 10:23 PM


I agree that the carrot one is really funny. Just another average food item yet such a funny and long description xD

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    15th of Jan '18 @ 10:11 AM


@Megrim I just found my new personal favorite - the frayed amp cord.

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    18th of Jan '18 @ 8:08 PM


Hehehe I love all these! Keep them coming!

Here is the node, you who hate change and fear revolution. Keep these two squatting men apart; make them hate, fear, suspect each other. Here is the anlage of the thing you fear. This is the zygote. For here "I have lost my land" is changed; a cell is split and from its splitting grows the thing you hate—"We lost our land." The danger is here, for two men are not as lonely and perplexed as one. And from this first "we" there grows a still more dangerous thing: "I have a little food" plus "I have none." If from this problem the sum is "We have a little food," the thing is on its way, the movement has direction.


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    18th of Jan '18 @ 11:01 PM


@Lokki

You beat me to it! But I guess that’s fair, since I wouldn’t have known if you hadn’t sent me that whip...

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    19th of Jan '18 @ 1:54 AM


@Hamchung77 Aw, I'm sorry - I got so tickled when I read the description...



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    19th of Jan '18 @ 9:17 PM


@Lokki

Lol ^^

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    26th of Jan '18 @ 8:40 AM


Red Dovu Morphing Potion: What's NOT black or white but red all over? Your Dovu!

Here is the node, you who hate change and fear revolution. Keep these two squatting men apart; make them hate, fear, suspect each other. Here is the anlage of the thing you fear. This is the zygote. For here "I have lost my land" is changed; a cell is split and from its splitting grows the thing you hate—"We lost our land." The danger is here, for two men are not as lonely and perplexed as one. And from this first "we" there grows a still more dangerous thing: "I have a little food" plus "I have none." If from this problem the sum is "We have a little food," the thing is on its way, the movement has direction.


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    27th of Jan '18 @ 8:47 AM


@Megrim These ARE great, aren't they? @Hamchung77 And eating a lot of carrots WILL turn one's skin orange, for true! I had a friend years ago who did that and went to the doctor because she thought something terrible was wrong - he just told her to stop the carrot intake for a while. smile_laugh.gif



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    27th of Jan '18 @ 9:30 AM


Yellow Dabu Morphing Potion: Careful, your pet could look like a cheese after using this potion.
Ice Cobron Morphing Potion: Ice... Not ice cream... Please don't lick the Cobron.

Noise Maker: A simple, delightful toy. (Warning: Icepet Toy Factory is not responsible for the reactions of others to the noise.)


Here is the node, you who hate change and fear revolution. Keep these two squatting men apart; make them hate, fear, suspect each other. Here is the anlage of the thing you fear. This is the zygote. For here "I have lost my land" is changed; a cell is split and from its splitting grows the thing you hate—"We lost our land." The danger is here, for two men are not as lonely and perplexed as one. And from this first "we" there grows a still more dangerous thing: "I have a little food" plus "I have none." If from this problem the sum is "We have a little food," the thing is on its way, the movement has direction.


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    28th of Jan '18 @ 12:06 AM


@Megrim smile_heart.gif the "do not lick the cobron" and "not responsible for the noise"! IcePets really puts thought into everything, including items descriptions, don't they?!



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    1st of Feb '18 @ 5:27 AM


Croax: "If you thought a Companion is difficult to please, satisfying Croax is almost impossible. Part of this is because Croax rarely agrees with himself."

ps: I chose to write the description of this item because it is very rare. We'll see if Croax agrees !!! ??? !!! kkkkkk



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    1st of Feb '18 @ 2:15 PM


Energy Shake: The secret is 10,000 grams of sugar in each glass.

Lol, sounds about right.

And good one, @k_liandra!

Here is the node, you who hate change and fear revolution. Keep these two squatting men apart; make them hate, fear, suspect each other. Here is the anlage of the thing you fear. This is the zygote. For here "I have lost my land" is changed; a cell is split and from its splitting grows the thing you hate—"We lost our land." The danger is here, for two men are not as lonely and perplexed as one. And from this first "we" there grows a still more dangerous thing: "I have a little food" plus "I have none." If from this problem the sum is "We have a little food," the thing is on its way, the movement has direction.


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    2nd of Feb '18 @ 12:53 PM


Snow chess set: Rook to... Oh no! It fell apart. I guess this means you lose!

Here is the node, you who hate change and fear revolution. Keep these two squatting men apart; make them hate, fear, suspect each other. Here is the anlage of the thing you fear. This is the zygote. For here "I have lost my land" is changed; a cell is split and from its splitting grows the thing you hate—"We lost our land." The danger is here, for two men are not as lonely and perplexed as one. And from this first "we" there grows a still more dangerous thing: "I have a little food" plus "I have none." If from this problem the sum is "We have a little food," the thing is on its way, the movement has direction.


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    4th of Feb '18 @ 3:29 PM


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Maybe this Dabu's arrows will help you find true love. Maybe they'll just hurt. Who knows.




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    5th of Feb '18 @ 8:22 AM


Teeheehee these make me giggle so much! Good one!

And ahahaha just got the planet plushies. Venus plushie says: Probably a bit smaller than the actual planet. Just a bit though.

Here is the node, you who hate change and fear revolution. Keep these two squatting men apart; make them hate, fear, suspect each other. Here is the anlage of the thing you fear. This is the zygote. For here "I have lost my land" is changed; a cell is split and from its splitting grows the thing you hate—"We lost our land." The danger is here, for two men are not as lonely and perplexed as one. And from this first "we" there grows a still more dangerous thing: "I have a little food" plus "I have none." If from this problem the sum is "We have a little food," the thing is on its way, the movement has direction.


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